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Sunday, August 30, 2009


AHAHAHAHAH I'M HERE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING FUNNY.

YESTERDAY MORNING MY DAD WANTED TO GO TO THE TEMPLE TO PRAY AND STUFF.
MY SISTER KNEW ABOUT IT AND GEI KIANG(ACT SMART) AND VOLUNTEERED TO ACCOMPANY HIM THERE.
THIS IS BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO BE FILIAL.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA FUCK FUNNY.
FUNNY x1

THEN SHE DROVE MY FATHER TO THE TEMPLE.
MY AUNT AND COUSIN WERE ALSO IN THE CAR, AT THE BACK SEAT.
OUTSIDE THE TEMPLE GOT LOTS OF BIGBIGBIGGGG SUPER ULTRA MEGA GIGA LARGE HUMONGOUS GIGANTIC FLOWER POTS PLACED.
WHEN MY SISTER REACH THE TEMPLE, BECAUSE OF HER SUPER PRO DRIVING SKILLS WHICH SHE CULTIVATED THROUGH YEARS AND YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, SHE BANGED INTO ONE OF THE FLOWER POTS.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FUNNY x2

THEN THE FLOWER POT SLOWLY TIPPED AND FELL OVER.
AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU MUST IMAGINE THEN ITS FUNNY!
THEN THERE WAS THIS SILENT MOMENT WHERE MY SISTER WAS STUNNED.
I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE HER O_O FACE.
NO WAIT MAKE THAT 4 SO ITS:
O_O O_O BACK SEAT
O_O O_O FRONT SEAT
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
FUNNY x3

MY AUNT, MY COUSIN AND MY SISTER THEN DECIDED TO PUT THE FLOWER POT UPRIGHT AGAIN.
3 OF THEM TRIED TO PUT IT UPRIGHT BUT THEY CANNOT EVEN MAKE THE POT BARGE AT ALL.
AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
(BECAUSE ITS ULTRA HUGE IF YOU FORGOT, NOW I REMIND YOU^^)
(YOU MUST EAT MORE FISH OIL, MEMORY LOSS SO EASILY)

THEN THEY PROCEEDED INTO THE TEMPLE.
(ALL MY RELATIVES ARE QUITE OLD ALREADY>< LIKE 40++++++++++++++++++)
ALL MY RELATIVES GO TO THE TEMPLE VERY FREQUENTLY.
ALL MY RELATIVES STARE AT MY SISTER BECAUSE THEY KNOW MY SISTER NEVER GO BEFORE AND THAT WAS HER FIRST TIME THERE.
AHAHAHAHAHAAH FUNNY LIKE THEY KNOW SHES NOT IN THEIR "CLAN" THEN THEY OSTRACISE HER AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA.

THEN THEY WENT TO PRAY.
THE LITTLE KIDS THERE KNEW HOW TO PRAY.
MY SISTER DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO PRAY.
AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
THEN MY SISTER STOOD NEXT TO THE LITTLE KIDS, AND COPY WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
WHEN SHE SEE THE LITTLE KIDS MOVE, THEN SHE MOVE.
WHEN THE LITTLE KIDS DON'T MOVE, SHE DON'T MOVE.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNNY x323456789876543098765434567

SO TODAY IS AN EPIC DAY FOR MY SISTER WAHAHAHAHAH.
AHAHHAHAHHAHAH AND MY SISTER CALLS THE CAR XIAOYELLOW.
BECAUSE THE CAR IS YELLOW IN COLOUR.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WTFFFFF.
SO MEANING NOW XIAOYELLOW GOT A DENT AT THE FRONT BECAUSE OF THE FLOWER POT.
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
I'M LAUGHING OUT LOUD TO MYSELF WHILE TYPING.

MORAL OF THE STORY: DON'T ACT FILIAL :P
ANYWAY THIS POST IS VERY FUNNY SO THE FONT IS EXTRA LARGE COMPARED TO USUAL AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA.
MY SISTER IS RETARDED.
STUPID PERSON CLAP TO HERSELF AT THE LANSHOP.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH EPICCCC!


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